Break It Down, Butch.

December 25, 2010

[52] Soap and Glory.

Filed under: Uncategorized — DK @ 23:16

Okay, so, because the gift of pink bath things I got for Christmas are amusing me so much, I have to write about them.

For posterity, I have been given the Pink Big, which is like a supersized tote-bag full of girly soapy things. (And, wow, now that I’ve googled it, that’s seriously expensive for Christmas bath stuff.)

(Mental note: send thank you card.)

Anyway. Inside the ginormous pink tote bag, I have received:

Clean On Me™ Creamy Clarifying Shower Gel
The Righteous Butter™ Body Butter
Flake Away™ Body Scrub
Girligo™ Scented Body Moisturising Mist
Glad Hair Day™ Ultra-Shine Super-Shampoo
The Breakfast Scrub™ Body Smoother
Hand Food™ Hydrating Hand Cream
Scrub Your Nose In It Face Scrub And Mask
Super Colour Sexy Mother Pucker™ Lip Gloss in ‘Pink Apricot’
Off Your Face™ Cleansing Wipes
Giant Super Sudsy Shower Puff™

I swear, the more you read that list, the funnier it gets.

(I just tried the lip gloss. It’s making my lips tingle weirdly. I suspect, ironically, I may be allergic.)


  1. Bad luck on getting such a rubbish present. Just FYI though, the lipgloss is actually supposed to tingle, to plump your lips up. Weird I know.

    Comment by Claire — December 28, 2010 @ 12:38 | Reply

    • That gave me such a weird image of bees.


      (Make up is seriously freakin’ weird.)

      Comment by DK — December 28, 2010 @ 17:13 | Reply

  2. that brand of lip gloss makes everyone’s lips tingle apparently…

    some friends of mine I lived with demo’ed it on themselves one time when we were hanging out.

    Comment by Steph G — January 2, 2011 @ 06:32 | Reply

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